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MAN FORCED TO EAT OWN BEARD
MAN FORCED TO EAT OWN BEARD

NEWS OF THE BEARD: Vicious bullying? Or fabulous new diet craze?

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tier 4Matt StewartNovember 13, 2010beard, bin laden, eat, forced, kentucky, man, osama, photo
5-TOP JOE BIDEN BLUNDERS
5-TOP JOE BIDEN BLUNDERS

Seems a little trite & obvious to pick on Joe Biden, but whatever.

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Matt StewartMarch 28, 2010food, poop, CATS, kittens
R.I.P. JEAN SIMMONS
R.I.P. JEAN SIMMONS

An obituary for that dude from KISS.

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writerMatt StewartJanuary 24, 2010KISS, Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley, Peter Criss, Jean Simmons
A ROUSING COVER OF JACKO'S "BAD"
A ROUSING COVER OF JACKO'S "BAD"

Celine Dion once covered "Bad" badly. Discuss.

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Matt StewartJanuary 8, 20102010
SEX TOYS FOR DOGS
SEX TOYS FOR DOGS

Marketed to actual dogs who love Barry White.

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Matt StewartJanuary 8, 20102010, dogs, sex, toys, weird, sick, odd, bizarre, true
TOP 9 INAPPROPRIATE NAMES FOR "THE UNDERWEAR BOMBER"
TOP 9 INAPPROPRIATE NAMES FOR "THE UNDERWEAR BOMBER"
Matt StewartJanuary 8, 20102010
ORANGUTAN vs SEA MONSTER
ORANGUTAN vs SEA MONSTER

Why is this baby orangutan in the pool?

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Matt StewartJanuary 8, 20102010
"DEATH TO STREPTOCACCUS MUTANS"
"DEATH TO STREPTOCACCUS MUTANS"

Oldie but a goodie.

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Matt StewartJanuary 8, 20102010
SURPRISE! INMATE ESCAPES HONOR CAMP
SURPRISE! INMATE ESCAPES HONOR CAMP

Whatever happened to personal and criminal integrity?

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Matt StewartAugust 11, 20082008
10 OLYMPIC EVENTS AMERICA CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE IN 2008
10 OLYMPIC EVENTS AMERICA CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE IN 2008

America can't lose face on Chinese soil... Or can it? It can't!

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Matt StewartAugust 11, 20082008
DEADLY HEADBUTT
DEADLY HEADBUTT

News of the Persevered: Armless artist head-butts man to death; does not frame Richard Kimble

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Matt StewartAugust 11, 20082008
DOUCHEBAG SPAMMER BLAMES SOCIETY
DOUCHEBAG SPAMMER BLAMES SOCIETY

Robert Soloway should receive a more ironic punishment.

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Matt StewartAugust 11, 20082008
WHEN THE NOSE GOES...
WHEN THE NOSE GOES...
Matt StewartAugust 10, 20082008
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