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BEARD SCIENCE!
BEARD SCIENCE!

Musings on my symbiotic friend.

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Matt StewartMarch 7, 2019beard, hair, baldness
CATS IN THE NEWS!
CATS IN THE NEWS!

MIT discovers how cats drink milk & I drink MIT's milkshake.

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Matt StewartOctober 12, 2017food, poop, CATS, kittens
VEHICLE PICKLE
VEHICLE PICKLE

Why would someone steal this car? It's fugly.

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writerMatt StewartNovember 15, 2016#throwbackthursday, Marty Feldman, boobs, car theft, grand theft auto, kittens, speed, spider-man, star trek shirt, stolen car, stolen vehicle, x-men
DUDE, YOU'RE GETTIN' ADELE
DUDE, YOU'RE GETTIN' ADELE

A brief "Hello" to common sense.

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tier 3Matt StewartFebruary 5, 2016Adele, Hello, satire, hyperbole
"ARM WRESTLING MACHINE"
"ARM WRESTLING MACHINE"

Constructing the titular device & dressing the set.

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tier 1Matt StewartMay 9, 2015awm
6 WAYS TO RESTORE STAR TREK TO TV
6 WAYS TO RESTORE STAR TREK TO TV

Pre-Star Trek Discovery, my thoughts on how to re-juice the franchise.

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writer, tier 3Matt StewartMarch 6, 2015CBS, DS9, Deep Space Nine, Discovery, Enterprise, Gene Roddenberry, J.J. Abrams, Star Trek, U.S.S. Enterprise, Voyager, series, the next generation
A TWITTER PILL TO SWALLOW
A TWITTER PILL TO SWALLOW

My innocuous creative run-off finds its way to Twitter.

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tier 4Matt StewartSeptember 1, 2014Bill Handel comic book, gary hoffmann, todd wilson, twitter
YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED music video
YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED music video

Behind the Music on an, ahem, imaginative musical number. One of my few originals. Do not listen to this at work or while drinking milk.

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writer, tier 1Matt StewartApril 27, 2014comedy songs, la comedy shorts, matt stuart, suck my cock song, william moses group, you are cordially invited
ADVICE CORNER: ARM-A-PETTIN'
ADVICE CORNER: ARM-A-PETTIN'

A word on keeping pets in the post-apocalypse.

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tier 4, writerMatt StewartJuly 1, 2013
BILL HANDEL COMIC BOOK LAUNCH!
BILL HANDEL COMIC BOOK LAUNCH!

Announcing the release of my ridiculous graphic novella about a ridiculous radio personality.

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writer, tier 2Matt StewartMarch 1, 2013Bill Carroll, Bill Handel comic book, John, KFI comic book, Tim Conway, bill handle, hoff-man, kfi, matt stewart, michelle kube, todd-person #KFIcomicbookguy, Bill Handel graphic novel
LYRICS COMEDY SAMPLE
LYRICS COMEDY SAMPLE

Parody lyrics inspired by The Planet of the Apes as imagined by Gilbert & Sullivan

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Matt StewartFebruary 28, 2013gilbert, parody, planet of the apes, sullivan, writing sample
ESSAY: MY FAVORITE PRESIDENTS
ESSAY: MY FAVORITE PRESIDENTS

Ex-presidents make the best presidents. Good fences do not make good nations.

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writer, tier 3Matt StewartFebruary 18, 2013POTUS, Trump, barack obama, buchanan, bush, cleveland, garfield, grant, johnson, presidency, presidents day, x-men, featured, writer
SNOOP LION'S IN THE STREET & ROAMING
SNOOP LION'S IN THE STREET & ROAMING

Snoop Dog experiences a bout of species confusion.

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writerMatt StewartAugust 10, 2012genre, music, name changes, rastafarian, reggae, snoop dogg, snoop lion, style
BUBBLES SHOULD BE SEEN & NOT HEARD
BUBBLES SHOULD BE SEEN & NOT HEARD

New Report: $cience almost made Jacko's pet chimp talk! 

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writerMatt StewartAugust 12, 2011bubbles, michael jackson, planet of the apes, rise of the apes, war for the planet of the apes, rise of the planet of the apes, Rise of the Planet of the Apes
APOLOGY CORNER: TRACY MORGAN
APOLOGY CORNER: TRACY MORGAN

Tracy Morgan regrets pushing the envelope.

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Matt StewartJune 28, 2011apology, gays, handicapped, news, slurs, standup, tracy morgan
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
FOOD FOR THOUGHT

10 Things I'd rather eat than this crap. This actual, literal crap.

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Matt StewartJune 22, 2011food, japan, poop, steak, waste
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