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...serving your basic William M. Stewart needs since 1921!
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A TWITTER PILL TO SWALLOW

My innocuous creative run-off finds its way to Twitter.

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john TWEETER 2063

Until receiving a volley of cease and desist letters in 2016, some Twitter Troll AKA'd W. MATT STEWART V began tweeting under the handle "John Tweeter" -- his motives were as mysterious as the hoax he perpetrated... for over two years...

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He claimed to be my great-grandson from the future, having travelled back in time and getting stranded in the present. Purportedly, he started Tweeting to leave a record for his future & past selves in a convoluted rescue effort, and also just to screw with me.

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I mostly ignored him. While he occasionally sprung his lunacy on others, he really just dictated notes from his supposed "Time Journal"

Then, one day, he vanished, his last post as mysterious as his first...

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