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...serving your basic William M. Stewart needs since 1921!
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an unusual way to start the day

COMEDY REEL 1 of 3

FUNNY BY NATURE

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A TWITTER PILL TO SWALLOW

My innocuous creative run-off finds its way to Twitter.

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COMEDY, COPY & TECH WRITING

New 'evidence' shows Roach is unfit for the American vice-presidency.
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BLOGGING

 
Ample teaser-trailer for 'Monster Makeover' coming soon from The Boiler Room & Wm Moses Group!
Two plastic surgeons bumble several surgeries on their movie-monster client.
Man-on-the-street interviews probing web video preferences. Hollywood Walk of Fame, January 5th 2010.
Official Music Video for "Big Girl" by Natives of the New Dawn
 
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Experience 2007-present

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an unusual way to start the day
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Behind the Scenes on Natives of the New Dawn "Big Girl" music video shoot, Matt auditions to become the 6th Native!

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an off-key birthday well-wishing to the birthday girl (my cousin Ryanne Stewart) on Valentine's Day (heart emoji) credit: Paul McCartney (sorry for butchering your beautiful song)
No one seems to be hiring these days.
Eating won't solve your problems, and it sure as hell won't settle your arguments.
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What happens when two young adults solve a mature argument in an extremely mature way? Find out for yourself.
Vice Presidential candidate Roach is a putz.
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(former) Vice Presidential candidate Roach hates babies
Monsters compete in a reality/gameshow hybrid & anything goes! [EI School of Professional Makeup film final - night track 10/27/15 thru 01/14/17]
You, sir, are the Ringo. All due respect. Not me. I just happen to be in your band.
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Two lovers (one liberal, one conservative) introduce politics into the bedroom.
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What happens when two young adults solve a mature argument in an extremely mature way? Find out for yourself.
Eating won't solve your problems, and it sure as hell won't settle your arguments.
An improbable rivalry between a bar patron and a mischievous appendage.

EXPERIMENTAL/GOOFS

Two plastic surgeons bumble several surgeries on their movie-monster client.
Brainstorming in the YHF writers' room.
No one seems to be hiring these days.
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A tutorial on how to attach latex face appliances, in this case a "bionic" nose. From sculpt to application.
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A melodic invitation to oral copulation! LIVE! as performed live at Mallet Players Spring 2002 lyrics: W. Matt Stewart music: Zac Dover accompaniment: Stuart McNair featuring: Dan Whisenhun
Bonus clip from the Making of Big Girl music video. Tom resigns as video director. Natives of the New Dawn "THE SHOW" album now available!
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Monsters compete in a reality/gameshow hybrid & anything goes! [EI School of Professional Makeup film final - night track 10/27/15 thru 01/14/17]
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Probing internet likes & dislikes at the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Bawdy & Naughty (NSFW)

A melodic invitation to oral copulation! lyrics: W. Matt Stewart music: Zac Dover
Vice Presidential Candidate Roach Has a Nasty Secret in His Pants
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Two lovers (one liberal, one conservative) introduce politics into the bedroom.

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Behind the Scenes on Natives of the New Dawn "Big Girl" music video shoot, Matt auditions to become the 6th Native!

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An improbable rivalry between a bar patron and a mischievous appendage.
Two plastic surgeons bumble several surgeries on their movie-monster client.
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john TWEETER 2063

Until receiving a volley of cease and desist letters in 2016, some Twitter Troll AKA'd W. MATT STEWART V began tweeting under the handle "John Tweeter" -- his motives were as mysterious as the hoax he perpetrated... for over two years...

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He claimed to be my great-grandson from the future, having travelled back in time and getting stranded in the present. Purportedly, he started Tweeting to leave a record for his future & past selves in a convoluted rescue effort, and also just to screw with me.

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I mostly ignored him. While he occasionally sprung his lunacy on others, he really just dictated notes from his supposed "Time Journal"

Then, one day, he vanished, his last post as mysterious as his first...

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