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A TWITTER PILL TO SWALLOW
A TWITTER PILL TO SWALLOW

My innocuous creative run-off finds its way to Twitter.

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VEHICLE PICKLE
VEHICLE PICKLE

Why would someone steal this car? It's fugly.

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6 WAYS TO RESTORE STAR TREK TO TV
6 WAYS TO RESTORE STAR TREK TO TV

Pre-Star Trek Discovery, my thoughts on how to re-juice the franchise.

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YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED music video

Behind the Music on an, ahem, imaginative musical number. One of my few originals. Do not listen to this at work or while drinking milk.

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ADVICE CORNER: ARM-A-PETTIN'
ADVICE CORNER: ARM-A-PETTIN'

A word on keeping pets in the post-apocalypse.

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BILL HANDEL COMIC BOOK LAUNCH!
BILL HANDEL COMIC BOOK LAUNCH!

Announcing the release of my ridiculous graphic novella about a ridiculous radio personality.

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ESSAY: MY FAVORITE PRESIDENTS
ESSAY: MY FAVORITE PRESIDENTS

Ex-presidents make the best presidents. Good fences do not make good nations.

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SNOOP LION'S IN THE STREET & ROAMING
SNOOP LION'S IN THE STREET & ROAMING

Snoop Dog experiences a bout of species confusion.

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BUBBLES SHOULD BE SEEN & NOT HEARD
BUBBLES SHOULD BE SEEN & NOT HEARD

New Report: $cience almost made Jacko's pet chimp talk! 

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R.I.P. JEAN SIMMONS
R.I.P. JEAN SIMMONS

An obituary for that dude from KISS.

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