A ROUSING COVER OF JACKO'S "BAD"
As sung by Celine Dion in concert! Complete with spangled glove and jheri-curl wig, which means she's climbing up the ugly tree. And, hard to tell, she may be wearing white-face. See for yourself.
It's like an auditory enema; must be what it's like to stick a suppository in your ear.
And the resemblance is uncanny! Which raises the question, has anyone heard from Celine Dion since Michael Jackson died? Can we be sure it’s not her in that coffin?
Conspiracy theorists out there, jot this one in your manifestos: Maybe Jacko's not dead but actually enjoying a soak with Billy Mays and Ricardo Montalban (also not dead?)